brideofgodzilla:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

• holocaust jokes
  
• fat jokes
• racist jokes
  
• rape jokes
  
• transphobic jokes
  
• homophobic jokes
• sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

• “that’s a weird looking dog”
• mmm whatcha say
• the audition meme
• doge 
• trolling beetles fans
• dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

• Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  
• Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  
• Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

• Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
  

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

kaisgirlfriend:

i showed this to my mom and she said “damn right”

isaacmarionsbigwords:

Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!

itsagifnotagif:

I actually have so much love for dogs

ask-commanderhanji:

sixpenceee:

This tree’s reflection was perfect. 

When will my reflection show
Who I am
Inside

norcani:

weloveshortvideos:

#notrustissues

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

blackademics:

A lot of times you actually ARE good enough, you just don’t believe you are, and that’s what ruins the opportunity.

ginsengsheetmask:

when will I find a love this pure